The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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