Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
So here I am, sexting at work.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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