New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
