But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
you win again, gameday.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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