Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
