pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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