rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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