Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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