i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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