Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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