I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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