found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i think i have two assholes
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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