Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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