office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
