I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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