Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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