So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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