I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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