textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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