I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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