ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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