I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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