i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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