if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
