I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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