If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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