with your own penis?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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