dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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