Midget sex pt 2 tonight
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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