I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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