margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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