I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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