And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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