I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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