he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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