well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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