You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Randomize
