how hairy? two words: wookie tits
The beer is more important than you right now.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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