just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm just crazy horny about you
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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