I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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