why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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