That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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