You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
