Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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