You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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