I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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