He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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