just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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