the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
