Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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