I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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