do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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