Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
