Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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