Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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